Tall Guy Connection

The virtual head nod to those of you out there 6‘5” and up.

This post is directed to all you tall guys out there, the 6‘5” and above ones, but to also let the rest of you in on a little secret. After my post about the trials of being tall I realized there’s one thing I really enjoy. I call it the Tall Guy Connection.

Imagine you’re 6‘9” or at least 6‘5”, if you need to go get a chair on stand on it go ahead, I’ll wait. Alright, now you’re walking around a busy market, or at a packed party, or perhaps you’re outside a stadium when a game has just ended. You’re now looking out over a sea of heads. Your view isn’t impeded at all and you can see all the way to that exit sign, bartender, or vegetable stand. But there’s a few other heads up there. You see them floating about the rest looking out just as you are. As you’re walking though you make the connection.

Sure it might be a packed room but for you there’s just the one or two heads up there above the crowd with you. It’s a little awkward because your eyes naturally connect, so you have to do something, it’s far to loud to say anything so you do the subtle head nod. The slight upward chin motion, usually returned by a similar sometimes only downward head nod.

It’s awesome. Nothing is said, but you know. You’ve done it countless times before but inside you’re smiling. It’s like you’re part of this hidden club and you’re able to quickly connect with your members.

So, to all of you tall guys out there consider this my virtual head nod.

May 17th, 2007

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connection, height, tall

Comments

01 May 18th, 2007

Steve Ercolini

Nodding right back at ya!

02 May 18th, 2007

AdamD

::nod::

I think we’re far too tall to be a hidden club. :)

The tall guy connection is so much better than the short person scare. You probably know what I mean: a short person walks around the opposite side of a blind corner you’re about to walk around. You both stop abruptly, saving yourselves from a face-to-chest collision. And the short person shrieks.

03 May 18th, 2007

Forrest O. (3” shy of the club)

I loved that one time you, me, Dan, and Ethan made Jose feel short and the rest of Japan stare in wonder as we piled out of a tiny keicar. Or something like that.

04 May 18th, 2007

Tom Watson

AdamD: Oh yeah, that’s happened to me plenty!

Forrest O.: In Japan anyone over about 6‘2” is part of the club there, and yeah that was hilarious.

05 May 19th, 2007

James Craig

Awesome. Haha. Hell, even I was considered huge in Japan, and I’m just shy of 6 feet. I’ll nod to you on behalf of my brother though; he’s 6‘7”.

By the way, your blog is translating these primes into apostrophes and quotes.

06 May 20th, 2007

Tom Watson

James: Yes, it appears Smarty Pants doesn’t realize that the primes for height measurements shouldn’t be converted to apostrophes and quotes. Shoot, you try to care about proper typography and then it bites you in other areas.

07 May 21st, 2007

april

you’re also the guy everyone uses as a reference in those crowded places. i’ve said and heard the following many times:

i can’t see the exit. are we going the right way?”

i dunno, just follow that tall guy.”

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